Monday 22 July 2013

King of the Road

A weekend visit to Ottawa brought the need for a vehicle so I rented one from the local rent-a-car place. I normally go with the most economical choice as it is only a two hour drive but my passengers usually gripe about the amount of leg room so I went with a standard size car for a change.

When I went to pick up the car, the rental agent told me, as if I had won the lottery, that he was going to give me an all-wheel-drive SUV for the same price. Obviously, it was because they didn't have anymore vehicles available but I said whatever and he brought out a brand new SUV. He hands me the keys with a twinkle in his eye expecting that I will be impressed and pleased.

All I could think of was that I was glad I was taking it out of the city and onto the highway so I didn't have to try and manoeuvre it around all the traffic, construction and narrow streets of Montreal.

Climbing in, I got a bizarre sensation that I was extremely high above everything yet I also felt somehow closed in. As I familiarized myself with the various controls, I realized that the designers of the vehicle had undoubtedly designed the interior in order to make the occupants feel safe. The only thing I could equate it to, though I have never been in one, is being inside a tank surrounded by steel.



As I drove around making my way to the highway, I had the impression that the vehicle was actually bigger than it was. I felt like I was going to clip passing cars on the left or parked cars on the right. No wonder regular drivers of these behemoths get irate at cyclists; they need the whole road.

Granted, it was a pleasant vehicle to drive on the highway with lots of room but, after foolishly driving around downtown Montreal on the subsequent Monday, I rushed to take this beast back to the car rental early. What a relief to be free of the stress of having this weight around me.

I cannot fathom what the thinking is for drivers who actually buy these vehicles when most of their driving is in the city. Can it really provide a sense of security?

Give me two wheels anytime.

Monday 1 July 2013

Better biking and the Tour

Wonderful biking weather around Montreal for the Canada Day weekend for the few of us who do not move on July 1st.

Plus the start of the Tour de France! Here's hoping that Ryder Hesjedal stays out of trouble the first week.

And also hoping that there is a special hell reserved for Lance A. (can't bring myself to write/say his name anymore) who does not know that he should just keep his f---ing mouth shut and disappear. May he spend the rest of his days on a bike path behind a roller blader.